Friday, 8 June 2012
1982 SPAIN a time of superlaldy
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
NAE LALDY HOW DAFT IS THAT ???
Av heard it aw noo......after 35 years we've been advised not to gie it laldy prior tae a fitba tournie in the Dam. well that'll no do me and frankly am sure it is a wind up. The news is that the boys gave it superlaldy and the usual damage and chaos ensuedBLOG UPDATE
Have been updating both the website and this blog tae try and get the sadlads to get goin on some on line presence. Hopefully some activity will happen because there are some big debates to be had regarding the next porty night oot and the theme fir Dam 2013.Saturday, 21 April 2012
TRAININ PROVES TO BE AAARGH WINNER
Thanks to Chris fir organisin the trainin session which will no doubt see the participants benefit wi oor 1-2's switch and overlaps. Whit a rer playin surface an set up!
Friday, 6 April 2012
Monday, 19 March 2012
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
WHATS WI THE 5 MIN OVERTIME?
We have all been waiting for the inevitable fall out from Castle-Greyskull-gate and last nights match showed that even the mighty Nero are not immune to the financial tsunami from the seismic events in the land of Mordor.
The Orc Legions have reneged on financial debts to the Brave Black Army, and accordingly wages are tighter than Baillie’s cycle shorts. Faced with financial ruin the Blacks had to implement a work to rule, banning overtime, in the effort to secure the appearance fee wages and royalty payments of the Laird of Joppa. The result was as plain as the beard on MacDuffs chin, the blacks, leading comfortably through a fine (own)goal scoring return from Nic-Olsen, were forced to simply abandon the pitch at 60 minutes.
It is to the eternal shame of the Jaundiced Jaunes that they continued to play despite the lack of opposition, well into the 65th minute. They may have won, but like so many Orc legions before them, their titles and medals will be tarnished forever.
On a lighter note speculation mounts as to the identity of the striker in the Stuart Arnott mask. Comparisons have been made to Barcelona’s Messi and Motherwell’s Higdon (although the Arnott like imposeter could only strike the underside of the bar with his spectacular cissor kick).
Donations to the Black cause can be made to the Blacks Against Waste Bingeing and Greed Scheme websights
Friday, 2 March 2012
YELLOW PERIL COZ BLACK DARKNESS
The return of The Arnot & Son plus Everloud meant BBB demonstrated his infamous ruthlessness and sent both the Joppameister and the Young Beast back to the dark side of the toon. What ensued was truly astonishing as the YELLies streaked into a 6-0 lead before the blacks managed to pierce Arnott2's brilliant if unorthodox goalkeeping.
From then on the game settled down and the YELLies held on to a difference of 5 in some part thanks to sensational stopping from Arnott2 but mostly due to some pitiful finishing from the somewhat demoralised blacks.
The crowd were aghast when 3 penalties were conceded voluntarily! Changed days indeed from scowls and huffs over disputed line calls. Other talking points were the man handling of GreenVanman by BBB and EverLOUD's small strop when The Joppameister tripped him when darting back to defend.
Post match shower talk overheard concern from the Dark ones about The Flying Hippo's new slender lean look may be impacting on his angles or his ability tae keep his legs shut.
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Monday, 27 February 2012
SADOSLADOS SCOOPS
A new kind of news feed fir aw things sad and laldy is scoop it ...try it oot its kina barry if yer intae this sort o thing.....so thats me . Peter ,Simon, John and a bit a o Georgie
Sunday, 26 February 2012
message from dam
Dear Peter,
So Halfway House is becoming a Full House now! Splendid, and you're very much welcome, of course – whatever sons, nephews, uncles, (grand)fathers and/or other family members you bring in.
We always have a pool of substitutes for teams that lack some players, so no problem if you bring in two teams.
I'll check out if your last year’s fysio Bob is available to handle your muscles during the 26. and 27. of May again. Perhaps he can bring in some colleague of his too, to get your bodies in the right position, or to delegate the more subtle and/or harsh 'cases’ to him.
If you'd bring in a fiddler or otherwise musician from Scotland, we'd be very pleased. It’s the tenth edition of our tournament, so we ask all 'foreign’ teams to bring in some kind of musician from their country, to have any kind of (jam)sessions during the tournament, wherever it may be during, in between, before and/or after the games.
So, hope to see you guys from Halfway House here in Holland again.
Have a good time, and see you at the 26. and 27. of May in Amsterdam!
Saturday, 25 February 2012
Tuesday, 21 February 2012
YELLIES WIN PLAUDITS FROM BIG BARNACLE BAILLIE
24 hours after rumours linking Big Barnacle Baillie as assistant to Mister CoUNT, the Pitz 5's witnessed decisive team selection never seen since the Laidlaw golden years. In what could only be described as an Sounesque, BBB presented yellie bibs to the young beast and the joppameister himself.
This move delivered a Yellie victory after an even affair with notable performances from Devinetheyoungertallerfaster, the slimmed up Hippo and Arnott2. Some early concern on the packed if quiet terraces when Purnelle looked badly injured when he pirouetted and scuffed a slider past slimmed up hippo. Relief for all when it was apparent it was only his toe that throbbed.
Game tended to ebb and flow but never quite hit the heights of previous weeks. BBB was never moaned at once due to the absence of Everloud and the Arnot.
Monday, 20 February 2012
The Dam 2012 Pirates AAAAARGH
So its looks as if its decided. 2 teams! And we think Big Barnacled Bailley could help the Mister CoUNT wi his selection problems.
Looks like laldy will be hud.
Beach Fitba
There is a beach fitba tournie organised fir porty.
checkoot the link here.http://www.edinburghbeachsoccer.com/
Am goin tae put in a team the Barry Beach auld boys 1980
Whit dae ye think?
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