WHATS WI THE 5 MIN OVERTIME?

We have all been waiting for the inevitable fall out from Castle-Greyskull-gate and last nights match showed that even the mighty Nero are not immune to the financial tsunami from the seismic events in the land of Mordor.

The Orc Legions have reneged on financial debts to the Brave Black Army, and accordingly wages are tighter than Baillie’s cycle shorts. Faced with financial ruin the Blacks had to implement a work to rule, banning overtime, in the effort to secure the appearance fee wages and royalty payments of the Laird of Joppa. The result was as plain as the beard on MacDuffs chin, the blacks, leading comfortably through a fine (own)goal scoring return from Nic-Olsen, were forced to simply abandon the pitch at 60 minutes.

It is to the eternal shame of the Jaundiced Jaunes that they continued to play despite the lack of opposition, well into the 65th minute. They may have won, but like so many Orc legions before them, their titles and medals will be tarnished forever.

On a lighter note speculation mounts as to the identity of the striker in the Stuart Arnott mask. Comparisons have been made to Barcelona’s Messi and Motherwell’s Higdon (although the Arnott like imposeter could only strike the underside of the bar with his spectacular cissor kick).

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YELLOW PERIL COZ BLACK DARKNESS

The return of The Arnot & Son plus Everloud meant BBB demonstrated his infamous ruthlessness and sent both the Joppameister and the Young Beast back to the dark side of the toon. What ensued was truly astonishing as the YELLies streaked into a 6-0 lead before the blacks managed to pierce Arnott2's brilliant if unorthodox goalkeeping.

From then on the game settled down and the YELLies held on to a difference of 5 in some part thanks to sensational stopping from Arnott2 but mostly due to some pitiful finishing from the somewhat demoralised blacks.

The crowd were aghast when 3 penalties were conceded voluntarily! Changed days indeed from scowls and huffs over disputed line calls. Other talking points were the man handling of GreenVanman by BBB and EverLOUD's small strop when The Joppameister tripped him when darting back to defend.

Post match shower talk overheard concern from the Dark ones about The Flying Hippo's new slender lean look may be impacting on his angles or his ability tae keep his legs shut.