We have all been waiting for the inevitable fall out from Castle-Greyskull-gate and last nights match showed that even the mighty Nero are not immune to the financial tsunami from the seismic events in the land of Mordor.
The Orc Legions have reneged on financial debts to the Brave Black Army, and accordingly wages are tighter than Baillie’s cycle shorts. Faced with financial ruin the Blacks had to implement a work to rule, banning overtime, in the effort to secure the appearance fee wages and royalty payments of the Laird of Joppa. The result was as plain as the beard on MacDuffs chin, the blacks, leading comfortably through a fine (own)goal scoring return from Nic-Olsen, were forced to simply abandon the pitch at 60 minutes.
It is to the eternal shame of the Jaundiced Jaunes that they continued to play despite the lack of opposition, well into the 65th minute. They may have won, but like so many Orc legions before them, their titles and medals will be tarnished forever.
On a lighter note speculation mounts as to the identity of the striker in the Stuart Arnott mask. Comparisons have been made to Barcelona’s Messi and Motherwell’s Higdon (although the Arnott like imposeter could only strike the underside of the bar with his spectacular cissor kick).
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