Well the dust huz settled and there is a real stooshie about how the votin wiz conducted. Many commentators present felt t hat the clown, duos, and the surprisingly weird priests case were scuppered by the joppameister's pre presentation offers of hospitality to key personnel. In particular Pedro's enthusiasm fir the delights on offer had for many a debilitating effect on MacDuff's usual high end performance.
More surprising wiz the lack off support or lobbying fir last year's runner up ..circus acts. Only Georgio green van man made a late attempt to raise the issue but by that time it seemed that joppameister's pre match efforts were in full swing and the atmosphere was a total hullabaloo! involving a lot of peace pipes, fire water and red Indian hooping. ...whit a kerryoan!
The absence of McCrannish was obvious as that kind of chaotic environment is one in which he thrives. One interesting observation made wiz that as the sponsor of circus acts it would've been a nap that the red Indian lobby would've been forced to answer key comments from McCrannish such as "shite".."pish" and "crap".
A key member of the committee Lord Nick ae Springburn advocate fir the Lodge has his suspicions. He observed that Sunday morning revealed that the Joppameister and his compatriot Tim Ronnie the bastard had made a pact tae wear nice natty mathin white woollen cardigans. This raised Nick's keen mind and further probing revealed that both had travelled together and during a key moment in the debate TRTB had announced that he remembers the occasion when " the Priests dressed up as clowns". Any sympathy that the sadlads hud fir the clown and priest lobby were destroyed by that revelation. Moreover when reflecting on the events of the night it wiz clear that TRTB was leading on both the preparation and serving of the joppameister's pre debate perty shenanigans. ......both also left the Summit together.....hmmmm?
In the last 48 hours amazin revelations have emerged including footage from a hidden camera demonstrating the joppameister's dastardly tactics and a supporting email questioning his integrity and askin fir an inquiry into the whole debacle.
The sad thing about all this wiz that team management (CoUNT Mackean) had little if no opportunity to focus the squads attention on fitba.
As usual the whole summit concentrated on Laldy with fine performances of singin , musicianship from the Pimpurnelle, Manus the band, handsome backdoor Bob and Lord Nick all backed up wi incisive moothy work frae Georgio greenvanman.
Despite aw this all members agreed on the superb hospitality offered at the Glendevon Summit. The efforts of the flying hippo were outstanding and all participants have commented whit an outstanding host he wiz.....absolutely superb.
What next? It is likely that despite the sadlads desire to respect their democratic traditions and respect the vote many observers think that further developments may emerge as a result of the inquiry which is to be chaired by McCrannish.
Whit a stooshie!
I can only reiterate that the entire event was a sham, you dinnae get hospitality like that unless something is afoot. I am pleased that the silver heids have ben rumbled , matching tops are a dead give away. On further reading O the Good Book ,John ;4 the slaying of the retired circus acts at jerusalem , it is obvious now that there is some History of Martins ancestors commiting this type of slaughter in the past. As the representative of a higher force at the glendevon summit it is only right that I turn the other cheek , that way big cheif gieitlaladimo can gie it another skelping. Anyhow I dinae intend to beat aboot the bush or dance roond the totem pole oer spilt buffaloe milk , its simply a case o stuffing another beaver and getting on wi the business o getting the tribe in a fit state of mind for the return to the dutch reservation. ooo woooo oooowhooo whoo whooo cha cha cha.....
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